Bad Translator

Original text:

"The thing I hate most about machine translators is that they don't know what they are even talking about."

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not know the car, "he said."

er, what?

Original text:

"I see blue birds flying around me everyday, but I've never seen a dragon being hatched from an egg I found today."

...54 translations later we get:

"Dragon to see Frogs all day."

See frogs...? O_O