Bad Translator

"The v.85 5th Anniversary update will be going live this Wednesday. The much-anticipated 5th Anniversary is here! We will have scheduled maintenance, Tuesday, May 4th, starting at 10PM. This update involves all game servers."

...54 translations later we get:

"Laws II .85-2005 at 5:00! April Center Video 2009 10:05."

"If you’ve been putting off getting the Evan Package, wait no more! There’s simply no better time than right now to pick up Evan’s stylish togs. The Evan Package will disappear from the Cash Shop on May 5th, never to be seen again!"

...54 translations later we get:

"If you have money! Evan James, and then add color and losses on Loans พฤษภาคม 2005, John!"

Sounds like a nexon-thing to say.