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Original text:

"My lamp is transparent blue."

...54 translations later we get:

"Every blue storm"

Original text:

"Call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone."

...54 translations later we get:

"But I want to call home"

LOLwut

Original text:

"Not that I don't like you I'm just at a party and I am sick and tired of my phone ringing."

...54 translations later we get:

"I am tired of this country. But my time."