What I think about the "gays" on SP.net

[COLOR="Red"]I think it's time for me to make this thread. So many new people are coming to SP.net, that I feel it is necessary to introduce them to the "gays" of southperry. I'll list some here, and I'll forget some, and I might misremember some, but, it's up to the members of SP.net to set me right.

It has come to my attention that after many weeks of being in the shadows, lurking, and viewing, that all the members of Sp.net aren't actually gay. Using such terms as "gay" they parade themselves on being different, when what they think and how they act are actually quite common. Even SP.net agrees with me:


So, in an effort to help out, I will list the "gays" of southperry.

FrozNlite- Not gay at all. He only likes mainstream music (See: Lady GaGa, some artist whom he believes is the BEST artist out there) and uses the "gay" label so as not to be made fun of by the other members of Southperry.

CeddyBear- Not gay at all. He uses "gay" terms at some times (See: "man, I only liked that video when they showed his crotch") to pretend to be gay. He sometimes posts pictures easily found on Google by searching for, "Men without shirt"

Myles- Not gay at all. Because he is British, in an attempt to cover up his teeth, draws attention to him being "gay" in order to not let anyone notice that he does in fact, have smelly breath, crooked teeth, and is from Britain.

Prov- Not gay at all. His love of cats and facial piercings must come from somewhere. Therefore, he has been labeled "gay" to make sense of why he likes those things.

Spidey- Not gay at all. Spidey is a strange man, woman, thing, it. No one exactly knows what Spidey is, but by careful observation, it seems that Spidey is also a non-"gay" white male with a particular fondness for anything Japanese. To show that it is okay to like Japanese things, the word "gay" comes to mind. Thus, Spidey is a man trying to act genderless and gay.

SarahxThroes- Not gay at all. The possibly only females on Sp.net. Therefore, they should be "gay" right? Nope. I heard that they even hate each other. Something about breast sizes? I'm not sure on the details, but I will investigate this even further!

BaconxEveryone- Not gay at all. I forgot about this one. Bacon is just such an omnipresent posters and gets along with everyone, and since no one can be that happy all the time and get along with everyone, he must be "gay". This is untrue. The reason, I'm told is a very secret one. One that if mentioned, spells destruction for the internet. But he's not gay.

Tay- Not gay at all. He's just a whiny non-Asian Asian. Don't pick on him or he'll play the "gay" card.

Eos- Not gay at all. Though he has a "gay" title, being a moderator means you just can't be gay. Fiel has rules against these things. Have you heard of the One Rule? Yep, it's no "gays" moderating. So rest safe, knowing that you won't be moderated by those of the "gay" affinity.

SpeedBump- Not gay at all. He seems "gay" due to his IGN. SpeedBump. Like Brokeback, but painted with yellow or similar colors trying to alert drivers by the time it is too late.

MarkxGreg- Not gay at all. These two are the troublemakers. Always in it, or about to be in it. So naturally they hang around. Just because they are bff's doesn't mean that they are gay. In fact, I've overheard them talking about their man-rallys, as they like to call them. They just do man stuff. Wearing the same pair of socks for days on end, hunting something they can't find, drinking into submission, making things explode, etc.

So, new people of Southperry, if you think it is queer in here, you are sadly mistaken. It's just a bunch of dudes trying to be different.

So, members of Southperry, if I have forgotten someone, please tell me so I may put them on the list, and further flesh it out.

Thank you all,

Sincerely,

Cyadd[/COLOR]