2010-05-02, 06:33 PM
Reasons why pie is better than cake:
1. Apple Pie is an iconic American item. Not cake. Therefore, cake is unpatriotic.
2. Like I said earlier, you can put fruit into pies. Sure, you can top cake with fruit, but it isn't the essence of the cake, unlike pie.
3. More variety of pies than there are cakes.
4. You can eat pie for breakfast. It's normal to eat pie for breakfast. Eating cake for breakfast is just wrong.
5. Referring back to #1, you also eat Pumpkin PIE for Thanksgiving, not cake. Therefore, without a doubt, pie is more American.
6. You can eat warm pie, but warm cake is just nasty.
7. Cake is just filler. It's spongy and full of holes.
8. Pie is used in math, both for charts and the number.
9. You usually only eat cake for special occasions, pie can be eaten anytime.
10. Oreo cream pie. That is all.
11. Cake in itself is pretty tasteless, so it requires frosting to make it taste good. Pie doesn't need anything covering it to make it taste good.
1. Apple Pie is an iconic American item. Not cake. Therefore, cake is unpatriotic.
2. Like I said earlier, you can put fruit into pies. Sure, you can top cake with fruit, but it isn't the essence of the cake, unlike pie.
3. More variety of pies than there are cakes.
4. You can eat pie for breakfast. It's normal to eat pie for breakfast. Eating cake for breakfast is just wrong.
5. Referring back to #1, you also eat Pumpkin PIE for Thanksgiving, not cake. Therefore, without a doubt, pie is more American.
6. You can eat warm pie, but warm cake is just nasty.
7. Cake is just filler. It's spongy and full of holes.
8. Pie is used in math, both for charts and the number.
9. You usually only eat cake for special occasions, pie can be eaten anytime.
10. Oreo cream pie. That is all.
11. Cake in itself is pretty tasteless, so it requires frosting to make it taste good. Pie doesn't need anything covering it to make it taste good.