I am sad

Lol. I watched the opening and got woozy. Instead of "Im a 17 year old detective that got shrunk to the size of a kid" its "I am a boy, who is really the mind of a 17 year old. I will show that one truth and my mind is still sharp"

Try finding a subbing group who actually knows English and you won't have this problem.




Edit - Calling shenanigans. Picked out the first Conan video on youtube (which I'd assume you're watching it on, because that's one of the first places I'd think you would look) and there wasn't any line worded with as much broken English as your example.