ITT: The Smartest Dog in the World.

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This is my dog. Her name is Raven and she is 9 years old (63 doggie years).

She is a pure-bred Labrador Retriever and she understands English.

Her hobbies are playing fetch, and watching Animal Planet (She enjoys watching polar bears)

I can tell her to go get X or go to Y and she understands
(where X can = bone, ball, toy, baby (her stuffed animal))
(where Y can = the: living room, outside, inside, the car, bed, my bed)

She is very very smart about playing.
If i hide things from her (be it a bone, a toy, or a ball) she will search for it until i tell her to stop or i get it for her.

She also somehow knows moods of people. If someone is sad or lonely.

She also protects my family from strangers and various wildlife where i live.

She still acts like a puppy though haha.