Gayapalooza

Truth be told, if you're a girl, regardless of what your sexual-orientation is, you can pretty much touch or grope anyone or anything and it's be okay, and perhaps even sexually attractive. If you're a guy, and let's say you rubbed another guy's chest with your hand, surely, you'll get strange looks from people that are closest to you in the vicinity. Of course, my friends are all pretty much awkward and strange in their own ways, so we always say "No homo" after a quick tap or grab. I no longer feel homophobic to know that my bestfriend rubbed my chest a couple of times, a couple other friends grabbed my ass a couple of times when they were just messing around too.

Welcome to real life.