Joe Wong, an up-and-coming comedian (with a lot of perks!)

Don't rely on the CC, it doesn't show what he's saying in its entirely. Just listen to it very carefully (despite the fob accent mixed in).

BTW, edited my OP to indicate my favorited Joe Wong jokes (however, its a video spoiler; if you want to be amazed at his jokes, I suggest you hold off from looking at my preference until you finish watching it. )

I tried, I really did! His accent's just...TOO GOOD.

And I'm Asian.