OU Warstory: Stop Complaining

[SIZE="5"]Corn's Pokemon Battle Warstory[/SIZE]




I was feeling quite annoyed with Pokemon. All of these goddang noobs keep on haxxing me to death with Critical hits, lucky paralysis, and while I miss with Toxic. So I decided to play one last battle for today, adjusting my team.

My team is a pretty decent Sandstorm team.



Special things to consider:

Yes, I am using a Solrock lead. Helps with my Sandstorm concept, plus he's so unexpected, people don't know what to do against him.
Flygon is Scarfed.
My Metagross is a weird tank Metagross which counters against a lot of Pokemon.
Tyranitar is Banded.
Suicune is a Crocune.

-sprinkles-'s moves will look like this.
ClawofBeta's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Scores will be shown after each KO.

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
-sprinkles- sent out Patrick (lvl 100 Starmie).
ClawofBeta sent out Solrock (lvl 100 Solrock).
Anachronism has entered the room.

Huh. Starmie. I used to have one instead of Solrock because Hydro Pump keeps on missing. I have a Focus Sash on Solrock, so I could at least get Stealth Rocks up.

-sprinkles-: gl
ClawofBeta: Damn
Patrick used Hydro Pump.
Patrick's attack missed!
Solrock used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

Oops. Hacks strike. I swear though, that's the only instance where hacks struck, and this doesn't really impact what happened at the end of the game. Oh, and I said "damn" because I was at a disadvantage in my lead.
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Anachronism: everything is so pointy
Anachronism: wow
-sprinkles-: lol
ClawofBeta: Ouch.
-sprinkles-: w/e
ClawofBeta: Reason why I swithced from Starmie to Solrock
Anachronism: lol
Patrick used Ice Beam.
Solrock lost 56% of its health.
Patrick lost 10% of its health.
Solrock used Explosion.
Patrick lost 90% of its health.
-sprinkles-'s Patrick fainted.
(5-6)
ClawofBeta's Solrock fainted.
(5-5)

Yeah. Still doesn't impact the lategame. Explosion was the obvious choice for me, as Solrock can't dent Starmie otherwise. I guess he could've switched into a Ghost, but then again, not a lot of people know what to do against a Solrock.
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-sprinkles- switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
ClawofBeta switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Anachronism: sprankles where is rotom?

Since he has a Flygon out, and he could Super Effectively hit my Tyranitar, I figured that he would figure that I would figure to switch out. So he would U-turn...meaning I can stay in =D. In the off chance that he Earthquakes, meh, Tyranitar is bulky enough.

Oh, and this is one reason why I lose against noobs. They don't predict, and I don't know if they're noobs or not at first glance, usually.

Flygon used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 31% of its health.
-sprinkles-: what
-sprinkles-: i dont have a rotom
-sprinkles-: on this team
ClawofBeta: 'Sup you got outpredicred
-sprinkles- switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lucario.
Lucario lost 3% of its health.
Tyranitar used Crunch.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Lucario lost 40% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.



I felt bad for him with all of the criticals I was getting, but it really didn't affect the game. I supposed he was going to Close Combat and kill my Tyranitar. Then again, he could Swords Dance up. I had two choices to make, though.

1) Switch to Flygon if he Sword Dances, then Earthquake while his +2 Extremespeed fails to KO my 56 HP invested EVed Flygon. Then again, he doesn't know that I have 56 HP Evs.

2) Switch to Suicune if he Close Combats. It would be a waste to switch to Flygon, since Close Combat would severely injure Flygon and Extremespeed would just finish him off. I'm pretty sure Surf can 1hko Lucario with a Special Defense Drop from Close Combat.

I supposed it was too early for Lucario to Swords Dance up. I opted for him to use Close Combat

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-sprinkles-: uh great job
ClawofBeta switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Lucario used Close Combat.
Suicune lost 40% of its health.
Lucario's defence was lowered.
Lucario's special defence was lowered.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune lost 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.



Time to Surf...or wait. What is he switches to a Vaporeon or something? What would I do? I'll just play conservatively and Calm Mind up, then.

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-sprinkles- switched in Shuca SR (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into Shuca SR.
Shuca SR lost 12% of its health.
Suicune used Calm Mind.
Suicune's special attack was raised.
Suicune's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune lost 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.

Dang, I could've killed the Heatran right then and there. I suppose it was a very ballsy move for -sprinkles-. However, there's 4 reasons why a Heatran would switch to a Suicune.

a) Torment Tran. These are not that popular yet, and it's a bit weird to put a Torment Tran in now, as they're supposed to force a Pokemon out. I struck this out.
b) HP Grass or Electric. Unlikely, since Suicune is such a defensive beast.
c) Bluffing. It is plausible.
d) Boom. Most likely reason.

So, I decided to switch to my ghost...oh shoot, I don't have a ghost.

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ClawofBeta switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Shuca SR used Explosion.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 27% of its health.
-sprinkles-'s Shuca SR fainted.
(4-5)
The sandstorm rages.
Metagross's leftovers restored its health a little!
Metagross restored 6% of its health.


AND MY TANKISH METAGROSS SAVES SUICUNE WITH RESISTANCE TO EXPLOSION!!!

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-sprinkles- switched in Bulky DD (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Pointed stones dug into Bulky DD.
Bulky DD lost 25% of its health.
ClawofBeta: C'mon man, predict better.

Dang. I think he's going to Earthquake. Metagross is more than bulky enough to survive an Earthquake, though. So I turned to one of his All Purpose attacks...

Bulky DD used Waterfall.
Metagross lost 23% of its health.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Bulky DD lost 75% of its health.
-sprinkles-'s Bulky DD fainted.
(3-5)
The sandstorm rages.
Metagross's leftovers restored its health a little!
Metagross restored 6% of its health.

By the way, I think I probably would've killed anyways without the Crit, as if you haven't noticed by now, his nicknames are complete opposites of what the Pokemon actually is...doesn't seem like a Bulky DD but more like a Offensive DD Gyarados?

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Anachronism: those were some interesting switches
-sprinkles-: lol
Anachronism: heatran into cune and metagross into heatran

Interesting point there, but I have backed myself up.

-sprinkles- switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Flygon.
Flygon lost 6% of its health.

Gee, Metagross is getting a lot of free kills today.

-sprinkles-: yea
Flygon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 48% of its health.
Metagross used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Flygon lost 88% of its health.
-sprinkles-'s Flygon fainted.
(2-5)
The sandstorm rages.
Metagross's leftovers restored its health a little!
Metagross restored 6% of its health.

My Metagross is more than bulky enough to survive a Scarfgon's Earthquake. Plus he's a


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Anachronism: is it opposite day or something?
ClawofBeta: Tanky Metagross
-sprinkles- switched in ScarfTar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
ScarfTar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Pointed stones dug into ScarfTar.
ScarfTar lost 12% of its health.

Well Metagross, you've had a good enough life. Time to return to your Pokeball!

-sprinkles-: wake up wake up!!!!
ScarfTar used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 19% of its health.
ClawofBeta's Metagross fainted.
(2-4)
The sandstorm rages.
ScarfTar's leftovers restored its health a little!
ScarfTar restored 6% of its health.

Now for my free switch.
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-sprinkles-: i have that song stuck in my head
-sprinkles-: its so good
ClawofBeta switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Anachronism: wake up
ScarfTar used Dragon Dance.
ScarfTar's attack was raised.
ScarfTar's speed was raised.
Suicune used Surf.
It's super effective!
ScarfTar lost 38% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune lost 6% of its health.
ScarfTar's leftovers restored its health a little!
ScarfTar restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.

Wow. I knew I should've invested into an Offensive Suicune to dent his likely Bulky Dragon Dancing Tyranitar. Tyranitar can run too many sets >.<.

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ScarfTar used Crunch.
Suicune lost 35% of its health.
Suicune used Surf.
It's super effective!
ScarfTar lost 44% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Suicune lost 6% of its health.
ScarfTar's leftovers restored its health a little!
ScarfTar restored 6% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.

Argh, Suicune can't survive now. I was hoping Crunch would do less damage. I guess I have to switch to my revenge killer.
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-sprinkles-: yes
-sprinkles-: wake up by suicide silence
ScarfTar used Crunch.
Suicune lost 25% of its health.
ClawofBeta's Suicune fainted.
(2-3)
The sandstorm rages.
ScarfTar's leftovers restored its health a little!
ScarfTar restored 6% of its health.

Go, my first Pokemon!
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ClawofBeta switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
ClawofBeta: gg
Flygon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
ScarfTar lost 31% of its health.
-sprinkles-'s ScarfTar fainted.
(1-3)
The sandstorm rages.

Revenge, mua ha ha. And now, Flygon should be able to 1hko his Lucario, and this match is sealed. Good thing the hax in the beginning don't matter!

Oh, wait a second...

Note: CRE is rankings, basically. 1500 CRE is within reach of the top 50, 1000 CRE is pretty bad, and 1200-1300 CRE is average. The highest CRE right now is 1825.
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-sprinkles-: btw
-sprinkles-: can you just quit im trying to ladder
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: and i almost have 1500
-sprinkles-: and
ClawofBeta: No =P
-sprinkles-: i didnt feel like trying
-sprinkles-: cuz
-sprinkles-: 'i saw you had solrock
-sprinkles-: why
Anachronism: man solrock totally fooled me
-sprinkles-: are you trying to ladder
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: yea
-sprinkles-: it did
Anachronism: oh and 1000 rating did too
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: man
ClawofBeta: I like solrock better than azelf
-sprinkles-: lol
ClawofBeta: Beats leadtar, anyways.
-sprinkles-: ok
-sprinkles-: well
-sprinkles-: can you just quit
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: i will love you
-sprinkles-: froever
-sprinkles-: forever*
ClawofBeta: Win it fair and spquare.
-sprinkles-: oops
-sprinkles-: please dude
Anachronism: I will love you too
-sprinkles-: you arent even laddering
ClawofBeta: Nothing in life is easy.
ClawofBeta: Hell, yeah I am.
ClawofBeta: I just keep on losing to hax.
Anachronism: dude
ClawofBeta: Frigging nobos and their togekiss and jirachis.
Anachronism: you have 1000
-sprinkles-: but you have pomegranatety cre
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: lololol
Anachronism: I would start another acount if you plan on doing that
-sprinkles-: i have like almost 1500
-sprinkles-: cre
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: man
-sprinkles-: lemme win
-sprinkles-: =[
-sprinkles-: =[
-sprinkles-: =[
-sprinkles-: please?
-sprinkles-: ?_?
-sprinkles-: please
Anachronism: I think he learned his lesson
ClawofBeta: Laaaaaaaaagggggg
-sprinkles-: will you
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: please quit
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: ..
-sprinkles-: stupid mac
-sprinkles-: i cant
-sprinkles-: see
-sprinkles-: all the chat
-sprinkles-: gay
-sprinkles-: so i
-sprinkles-: have to tyope like ths
-sprinkles-: to see it
Anachronism: he said yes
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: he did?
-sprinkles-: is he gonna quit
Anachronism: no lol
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: i cant even see
Anachronism: I was just pineappleing with you
-sprinkles-: pineapple you
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: quit
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: clawofbeta
-sprinkles-: hurry up
-sprinkles- switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lucario.
Lucario lost 3% of its health.
-sprinkles-: -.-
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: please
ClawofBeta: Nothing in life is easy, man.
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: just quit you have pomegranatety cre
-sprinkles-: and im trying to ladder
-sprinkles-: lol
ClawofBeta: ANd you lost to my pomegranatety CRE.
ClawofBeta: With no hax anywhere.
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: so
ClawofBeta: You lost fair and square.
-sprinkles-: please dude
-sprinkles-: quit
-sprinkles-: u arent even trying o get good cre
-sprinkles-: '
-sprinkles-: i am
-sprinkles-: lol
ClawofBeta: Then predict a damn lot harder.
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: ...
ClawofBeta: Why the hell did your timer stop
-sprinkles-: lll
-sprinkles-: ooo
-sprinkles-: lll
-sprinkles-: cuz i froze it
ClawofBeta: W/e I'll just leave thsi screen afk
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: ..
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: just quit
ClawofBeta: You lost. Deal with it.
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: just quit
-sprinkles-: i want more CRE
-sprinkles-: ..
ClawofBeta: You'll get it back later.
-sprinkles-: .
-sprinkles-: ..
-sprinkles-: please
-sprinkles-: jackass
-sprinkles-: just quit
-sprinkles-: wow
ClawofBeta: Just deal with it.
-sprinkles-: a
-sprinkles-: a
-sprinkles-: a
-sprinkles-: just quit
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: dont be a douche
-sprinkles-: -.-
-sprinkles-: ..
ClawofBeta: I'm not going to baby you on life's lessons.
-sprinkles-: -.-
-sprinkles-: ..
-sprinkles-: dude
-sprinkles-: just fucing quit
-sprinkles-: you have sahitty cre
-sprinkles-: pomegranatety
ClawofBeta: You lost to my pomegranatety CRE.
-sprinkles-: lol
-sprinkles-: so
-sprinkles-: what
-sprinkles-: just quit
-sprinkles- has left the room.
ClawofBeta wins!

This log was formatted using Warmachine Version 1.0.

So, I hope you enjoyed this match, and learned there's a lot to Pokemon battling.