Gay Marriage

No. It means that if you're going to support gay marriage then you should also support male-animal relationships, male-plant relationships, male-inanimate object relationships, and so forth. People who believe in gay marriage believe that they are liberals and are oppressed. But the truth of the matter is that this notion is only with respect to a biased form of social engineering that lies and creates make believe dichotomies to make people believe that they are a "minority" when this opinion is actually a major social construct that people can relate and understand. I seriously believe that animals are intelligent and should be respected a lot more than the way we treat them in our society. I am grateful for their sacrifice and entertain the possibility that I am eating an equally intelligent if not smarter organism that simply does not share similar linguistic capabilities. The truth of the matter is that people argue that homosexual marriages should be allowed because it is fair. The world is cruel and unfair. Democracy is nothing more than mob mentality and false dichotomies (Democrats or Republicans). If we were to truly be "fair" and change "unfair" rules, then marriage should incorporate every type of relationship instead of exclusively being limited to only one, two, or three types of relationships.

I just want some way to mooch off of my potential partner's health care. I don't care too much about fairness, nor do I feel very oppressed.

As a matter of fact, I talk down to straight people for not being as fabulous as I am.