2010-04-07, 02:38 AM
Was testing ShiKage's Goggles thing....
Spoiler
User: THE GOGGLE.
Cleverbot: The God?
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: No, the god.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: The God Chicken, actually.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: No just God.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: YES.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: God cleverbot.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: Any god.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay, you win.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No, just kidding, hahaha.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: Ok, well I have to go.
User: No you don't, you're a god damn bot.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: pineapple you, you make no sense.
Cleverbot: You're the one not making any sense, I'm making perfect sense, you're just really dumb.
User: I invited your friend the companion cube. But of course he couldn't come, because you murdered him.
Cleverbot: Fine I will just get off this if t hat is what you want.
User: I'm talking about portal.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite shape?
User: Portal.
Cleverbot: I like pokemon games and a ton of others. Do you like pokemon?
User: Holy pomegranate, Holy pomegranate, I'm, like no joke, playing pokemon soul silver right now. I just EV trained my blaziken. Whats your friend code?
Cleverbot: You are doing a rather interesting job at it.
User: I asked what your friend code was, Clever Bot.
Cleverbot: No you didn't?
User: Well I did now. Now answer.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I ask, What is your friend code. What is your answer to said question?
Cleverbot: Well, if you think about it. There is no true answer.
User: And why is that? Is that because you aren't real?
Cleverbot: No, I have just not come across Rush, so tell me what is Rush?
User: Marijuana.
Cleverbot: It is a useful plant for minds.
User: That's what rush is.
Cleverbot: Don't pretend you know that now!
User: Don't pretend you do, you just said you didn't know.
Cleverbot: I didn't you did.
User: You forgot a comma.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Correct yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm a human I make mistakes.
User: You forgot a comma there, too. Please, now that you know your mistake, correct yourself.
Cleverbot: Creation, destruction.
User: Creation is a form of destruction, as Destruction is a form of creation.
Cleverbot: What do you know about my country?
User: What the pineapple.
Cleverbot: Sounds like duck.
User: Sounds like pineapple, you fucktard.
Cleverbot: You are my sunshine...
User: You are my fuckshine.
Cleverbot: You make me happy when skies are grey.
User: That's pretty much 100% of the time.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, polution.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about politics.
User: It's not politics, it's polution.
Cleverbot: Emotion? Are you attracted to me?
User: Who do you think will win the 2008 election?
Cleverbot: The one who doesn't lose.
User: Who do you, individually, think will win?
Cleverbot: No. I like the old one.
User: Aren't you afraid he'll die on the job?
Cleverbot: I can't die. I'm a immortal. I am a vampire, just like my husband, Edward Cullen.
User: Don't you thin- WAIT WHAT THE HELL.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: The God?
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: No, the god.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: The God Chicken, actually.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: No just God.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: YES.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: God cleverbot.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: Any god.
User: THE GOGGLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay, you win.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No, just kidding, hahaha.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: Ok, well I have to go.
User: No you don't, you're a god damn bot.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: pineapple you, you make no sense.
Cleverbot: You're the one not making any sense, I'm making perfect sense, you're just really dumb.
User: I invited your friend the companion cube. But of course he couldn't come, because you murdered him.
Cleverbot: Fine I will just get off this if t hat is what you want.
User: I'm talking about portal.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite shape?
User: Portal.
Cleverbot: I like pokemon games and a ton of others. Do you like pokemon?
User: Holy pomegranate, Holy pomegranate, I'm, like no joke, playing pokemon soul silver right now. I just EV trained my blaziken. Whats your friend code?
Cleverbot: You are doing a rather interesting job at it.
User: I asked what your friend code was, Clever Bot.
Cleverbot: No you didn't?
User: Well I did now. Now answer.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I ask, What is your friend code. What is your answer to said question?
Cleverbot: Well, if you think about it. There is no true answer.
User: And why is that? Is that because you aren't real?
Cleverbot: No, I have just not come across Rush, so tell me what is Rush?
User: Marijuana.
Cleverbot: It is a useful plant for minds.
User: That's what rush is.
Cleverbot: Don't pretend you know that now!
User: Don't pretend you do, you just said you didn't know.
Cleverbot: I didn't you did.
User: You forgot a comma.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Correct yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm a human I make mistakes.
User: You forgot a comma there, too. Please, now that you know your mistake, correct yourself.
Cleverbot: Creation, destruction.
User: Creation is a form of destruction, as Destruction is a form of creation.
Cleverbot: What do you know about my country?
User: What the pineapple.
Cleverbot: Sounds like duck.
User: Sounds like pineapple, you fucktard.
Cleverbot: You are my sunshine...
User: You are my fuckshine.
Cleverbot: You make me happy when skies are grey.
User: That's pretty much 100% of the time.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, polution.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about politics.
User: It's not politics, it's polution.
Cleverbot: Emotion? Are you attracted to me?
User: Who do you think will win the 2008 election?
Cleverbot: The one who doesn't lose.
User: Who do you, individually, think will win?
Cleverbot: No. I like the old one.
User: Aren't you afraid he'll die on the job?
Cleverbot: I can't die. I'm a immortal. I am a vampire, just like my husband, Edward Cullen.
User: Don't you thin- WAIT WHAT THE HELL.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.