Corrupt a wish thread!

First: quantact, your wish-corrupting was in-valid, i included in my wish it doesnt make me live forever. You have lost the game.

Granted, but the earphones go in your ears and play really really really really loud and blow up your eardrums.

I wish for a pie that cannot hurt me, does not kill me, cannot be stolen, has no disgusting ingredients, doesnt make me live forever, and is a delicious apple pie that isnt old, and isnt made out of plastic.