Spoiler
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <=====3
Stranger: hello sir!
Stranger: What's that meant to be sir?
You: Wait, you seem intelligent
You: Hello.
Stranger: Quite sir
Stranger: Though intelligence is all relative
You: A bit TOO intelligent.
Stranger: Ach
You: *ponders*
Stranger: No such thing
You: There is such a thing as taking intelligence to a too far level, though.
Stranger: An intelligence person can put on any mask, any face, to be as stupid as she likes
You: Ah, so your a girl?
Stranger: As it happens sir
You: GET BACK IN THE pineappleING KITCHEN!
You have disconnected.
You: <=====3
Stranger: hello sir!
Stranger: What's that meant to be sir?
You: Wait, you seem intelligent
You: Hello.
Stranger: Quite sir
Stranger: Though intelligence is all relative
You: A bit TOO intelligent.
Stranger: Ach
You: *ponders*
Stranger: No such thing
You: There is such a thing as taking intelligence to a too far level, though.
Stranger: An intelligence person can put on any mask, any face, to be as stupid as she likes
You: Ah, so your a girl?
Stranger: As it happens sir
You: GET BACK IN THE pineappleING KITCHEN!
You have disconnected.
Spoiler
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, welcome to the world of pokemon
You: But first things first, are you a boy, or a girl?
Stranger: I'mm a boy, i jose charmander
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: chose*
Stranger: gonzales
You: Hello chose!
You: This is my grandson, he has been your rival since you were babies.
You: Now, whats his name again?
Stranger: GONZALES
Stranger: c vc naum sabe chose eh escolher em ingles
You: Ah, I rememer now! His name is gonzales!
You: Your about to enter the world of pokemon. Good luck!
You: Chose, our neighbor, professor oak, wants to see you.
Stranger: Ok i1m go ther now
You: Have fun!
Stranger: Thakss you are my best friend now
You: But, im your mom.
You: Were supposed to be friends!
You: Anyway, you better get going!
You: (Later, at the lab)
You: Hello, im professor oaks assistant. Professor oak isnt here right now!
Stranger: Hello professor, pikachu is ther.?
You: Wait, i forget how it goes from here on out.
You: I didnt think you would play along this long
You: XD
You: Congratulations, you get a free pokemon!
You: Do you want a charmander, squirtle, or bulbasaur?
Stranger: Humm let me test first.?
You: Ok, heres all three! Just remember to bring them back once your done testing them!
Stranger: Ok!
You: Oh yeah, before you go...
You: Heres a pokedex! Catch lots of pokemon to fill it up!
Stranger: Dou you have a real live.?!?
You: ?
Stranger: you are so nerd to me
You: ???
Stranger: Yee
You: ????????????
You: SPEAK INTELLIGBLY
Stranger: what the pineapple.?
You have disconnected.
You: Hello, welcome to the world of pokemon
You: But first things first, are you a boy, or a girl?
Stranger: I'mm a boy, i jose charmander
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: chose*
Stranger: gonzales
You: Hello chose!
You: This is my grandson, he has been your rival since you were babies.
You: Now, whats his name again?
Stranger: GONZALES
Stranger: c vc naum sabe chose eh escolher em ingles
You: Ah, I rememer now! His name is gonzales!
You: Your about to enter the world of pokemon. Good luck!
You: Chose, our neighbor, professor oak, wants to see you.
Stranger: Ok i1m go ther now
You: Have fun!
Stranger: Thakss you are my best friend now
You: But, im your mom.
You: Were supposed to be friends!
You: Anyway, you better get going!
You: (Later, at the lab)
You: Hello, im professor oaks assistant. Professor oak isnt here right now!
Stranger: Hello professor, pikachu is ther.?
You: Wait, i forget how it goes from here on out.
You: I didnt think you would play along this long
You: XD
You: Congratulations, you get a free pokemon!
You: Do you want a charmander, squirtle, or bulbasaur?
Stranger: Humm let me test first.?
You: Ok, heres all three! Just remember to bring them back once your done testing them!
Stranger: Ok!
You: Oh yeah, before you go...
You: Heres a pokedex! Catch lots of pokemon to fill it up!
Stranger: Dou you have a real live.?!?
You: ?
Stranger: you are so nerd to me
You: ???
Stranger: Yee
You: ????????????
You: SPEAK INTELLIGBLY
Stranger: what the pineapple.?
You have disconnected.
Spoiler
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello sir!
You: Reporting for duty sir!
Stranger: ATTENTION.
You: *stands at attention*
Stranger: 50 PUSH UPS.
You: SIR YES SIR!
You: *gets down on the ground*
You: *Starts doing pushups*
You: 1!
You: 2!
You: 3!
You: 4!
You: 5!
You: 6!
You: 7!
Stranger: STOP.
You: 8!
You: Yes sir!
Stranger: YOU'RE DONE FOR THE DAY. REPORT HERE TOMORROW. GOT IT?!
You: SIR YES SIR!
Stranger: GOOD. NOW...MARCH.
You: YES SIR!
You: *marches*
Stranger:
You: XD
You: Thanks for playing along
You: That was awesome
Stranger: hahahaha yeah, no problem. everyone on omegle is boring today.
You: I did most of the first part of pokemon with someone
You: Me as professor oak, them as the trainer
Stranger: HAHAHA. ohmygod. I would have loved that.
You: I have it copy pasted
You: wanna see?
Stranger: YES.
You: Hello sir!
You: Reporting for duty sir!
Stranger: ATTENTION.
You: *stands at attention*
Stranger: 50 PUSH UPS.
You: SIR YES SIR!
You: *gets down on the ground*
You: *Starts doing pushups*
You: 1!
You: 2!
You: 3!
You: 4!
You: 5!
You: 6!
You: 7!
Stranger: STOP.
You: 8!
You: Yes sir!
Stranger: YOU'RE DONE FOR THE DAY. REPORT HERE TOMORROW. GOT IT?!
You: SIR YES SIR!
Stranger: GOOD. NOW...MARCH.
You: YES SIR!
You: *marches*
Stranger:
You: XD
You: Thanks for playing along
You: That was awesome
Stranger: hahahaha yeah, no problem. everyone on omegle is boring today.
You: I did most of the first part of pokemon with someone
You: Me as professor oak, them as the trainer
Stranger: HAHAHA. ohmygod. I would have loved that.
You: I have it copy pasted
You: wanna see?
Stranger: YES.
Spoiler
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Privet
You: Are you a boy, or a girl?
Stranger: Does it matter?
You: Yes.
Stranger: WHy?
You: Because.
Stranger: Because you are loser?
You: So your a girl?
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Are yhou arab?
Stranger: You are muslim!
Stranger: pineapple...
You: ITS JUST A FREAKING QUESTION
Stranger: You want marry
You: NOW ANSWER THE FREAKING QUESTION
Stranger: I affraid
Stranger: You are muslim idiot
You: Im atheist
Stranger: Crazy...
You: Thanks for playing
Stranger: I dont like your games
You: Thats because you keep losing
Stranger: YOU give me asl now
You: Male.
Stranger: And!?
You: Let me guess. Your a girl?
Stranger: Give me asl or block!
You: How the hell do you block someone on freaking OMEGLE?!?!
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: You want to play you fucking arab pomegranate
Stranger: See me disco0nnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Privet
You: Are you a boy, or a girl?
Stranger: Does it matter?
You: Yes.
Stranger: WHy?
You: Because.
Stranger: Because you are loser?
You: So your a girl?
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Are yhou arab?
Stranger: You are muslim!
Stranger: pineapple...
You: ITS JUST A FREAKING QUESTION
Stranger: You want marry
You: NOW ANSWER THE FREAKING QUESTION
Stranger: I affraid
Stranger: You are muslim idiot
You: Im atheist
Stranger: Crazy...
You: Thanks for playing
Stranger: I dont like your games
You: Thats because you keep losing
Stranger: YOU give me asl now
You: Male.
Stranger: And!?
You: Let me guess. Your a girl?
Stranger: Give me asl or block!
You: How the hell do you block someone on freaking OMEGLE?!?!
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: You want to play you fucking arab pomegranate
Stranger: See me disco0nnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.