The funny IRC topic

I used to moderate the second largest Metroid Forum on the web, and we had a topic just like this one and it seemed to get a lot of attention. Matter of fact, it never really died. All of my fellow IRCers, help me fill this topic with hilarity, you know you want to.

I'll start things off. One of these is from a random IRC chat that I've visited over the years, but I will start posting funny stuff from #southperry as it arises. God knows there's plenty.

From Bash.org

Code:

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

From #samus.co.uk

Code:

<RandomExtremity> I really need to sleep
<Doctor_Omega> As do I
* RandomExtremity slaps RandomExtremity around a bit with a large trout
* RandomExtremity (randomextr@12.165.251.130) Quit (Quit: trouted)
<mr_flea> looks like he was fishing for trouble
<Doctor_Omega> Oh do ho ho ho.
<Doctor_Omega> I slapped my knee, flea.
<Doctor_Omega> Look at that
<Doctor_Omega> I'm a poet and didn't know it, too.
<Doctor_Omega> Oh god
<Doctor_Omega> brb killing myself
<mr_flea> please do

From Bash.org

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> platypus.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> platypus.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> platypus.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> platypus.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

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