2008-08-16, 11:21 AM
ablu2 Wrote:Granted, its negative calories. Negative 999999999999999999999999 calories that is! You lose so much calories you die.
I wish for a pie that cannot hurt me, does not kill me, cannot be stolen, has no disgusting ingredients, doesnt make me live forever, and is a delicious apple pie that isnt old, and isnt made out of plastic.
Granted. It is the Pie of Immortality, which makes you live beyond your friends, beyond your family, beyond anything you ever remembered, until you beg for death, but cruel fate won't allow it.
I wish for a bright sunny day so I can take a walk without getting rained on.