Shoddy Log Thread

Here you may post the contents of your most memorable shoddy battle logs. Whether they are lolragequits, or epic comebacks, Your favorite moments are welcome.

[SPOILER=Don't cheese your buffs n_n]Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Pat222 sent out Miltank (lvl 100 Miltank ?).
tehkiyo sent out Spiritomb (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
Miltank used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Spiritomb used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Miltank lost 91% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Pat222: .-.
Spiritomb used Pursuit.
Miltank lost 15% of its health.
Pat222's Miltank fainted.
---
Pat222 switched in Ampharos (lvl 100 Ampharos ?).
Ampharos used Charge.
Ampharos's special defence was raised.
Ampharos is charging power!
Spiritomb used Shadow Ball.
A critical hit!
Ampharos lost 67% of its health.
Ampharos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Ampharos restored 6% of its health.
---
Ampharos used Thunderbolt.
A critical hit!
Spiritomb lost 100% of its health.
tehkiyo's Spiritomb fainted.
Ampharos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Ampharos restored 6% of its health.
---
tehkiyo switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Pointed stones dug into Drapion.
Drapion lost 12% of its health.
Pat222 switched in Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Drapion used Earthquake.
Shuckle lost 18% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
---
Drapion used Swords Dance.
Drapion's attack was sharply raised.
Shuckle used Encore.
Drapion got an encore!
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
---
tehkiyo: eff u
Pat222 switched in Shelgon (lvl 100 Shelgon ?).
tehkiyo switched in Espeon (lvl 100 Espeon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Espeon.
Espeon lost 12% of its health.
---
Pat222 switched in Froslass (lvl 100 Froslass ?).
Espeon used Psychic.
Froslass lost 82% of its health.
---
Froslass used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Espeon lost 87% of its health.
tehkiyo's Espeon fainted.
---
tehkiyo switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Pointed stones dug into Drapion.
Drapion lost 12% of its health.
Pat222 switched in Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Drapion used Night Slash.
Shuckle lost 19% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
---
Drapion used Ice Fang.
A critical hit!
Shuckle lost 31% of its health.
Shuckle used Encore.
Drapion got an encore!
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
---
Pat222 switched in Shelgon (lvl 100 Shelgon ?).
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 31% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Pat222: FFFFF
Pat222: wrong one >.>
Shelgon used Protect.
Shelgon protected itself!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
Shelgon protected itself!
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
tehkiyo: e.e
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 32% of its health.
Shelgon used Dragon Dance.
Shelgon's attack was raised.
Shelgon's speed was raised.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon used Protect.
Shelgon protected itself!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
Drapion's attack missed!
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 30% of its health.
Shelgon used Wish.
Shelgon made a wish!
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon used Protect.
Shelgon protected itself!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
Shelgon protected itself!
The wish came true!
Shelgon restored 50% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
Drapion's encore ended.
---
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 32% of its health.
Shelgon used Dragon Dance.
Shelgon's attack was raised.
Shelgon's speed was raised.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon used Wish.
Shelgon made a wish!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 29% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon used Dragon Dance.
Shelgon's attack was raised.
Shelgon's speed was raised.
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 29% of its health.
The wish came true!
Shelgon restored 50% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon used Wish.
Shelgon made a wish!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 34% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon used Dragon Dance.
Shelgon's attack was raised.
Shelgon's speed was raised.
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 29% of its health.
The wish came true!
Shelgon restored 50% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon used Wish.
Shelgon made a wish!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 34% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
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tehkiyo: dam u pat
Shelgon used Dragon Dance.
Shelgon's attack was raised.
Shelgon's speed was raised.
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 32% of its health.
Shelgon was frozen solid!
The wish came true!
Shelgon restored 50% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon is frozen solid!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Shelgon lost 28% of its health.
Shelgon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shelgon restored 6% of its health.
---
Shelgon is frozen solid!
Drapion used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Shelgon lost 45% of its health.
Pat222's Shelgon fainted.
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tehkiyo: !
Pat222: FML
Pat222: -head desk-
Pat222 has left the room.
tehkiyo wins!