Corrupt a wish thread!

Your wish is granted. You get the pirate JOB mopping the deck on the dual ghost pirate ship. Then, after you're done mopping, the duals eat you.

I wish for a bagel from Dunkin Donuts. ^_^

Grantec. The next day dunkin donuts is discovered to have used animal semen as the secret ingredient.

I wish for sweet dreams like unicorns with rainbow horns and the mommy, the daddy, the brother and the sister and clowns upside own, juggling with thier feet CORRUPT THAT!