Competitive Team Rating thread

Post your teams, let others rate it in terms of effectiveness. I recently started Shoddy again, and of course, this team is something completely made up due to 3rd gen knowledge and preferences. Not using this in the UU-metagame though, just messing around.

Nigger (Scyther) (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Reversal
- Endure
- Swords Dance
- Silver Wind
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Weeaboo (Regirock) @ Choice Band
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 128 HP/252 Atk/36 Def/94 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Superpower
- Stone Edge
- Explosion
- Earthquake
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Homosexual (Metagross) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Agility
- Zen Headbutt
- Meteor Mash
- Explosion
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Fat Bastard (Snorlax) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP/58 Def/200 SDef
Careful nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Body Slam
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Bawls (Suicune) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP/110 Def/148 Spd
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Surf
- Roar
- Rest
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Dragyrohn (Dragonite) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 SAtk
Quiet nature (+SAtk, -Spd)
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Draco Meteor
- Ice Beam
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Yeah, I know, no Stealth Rock counter. Not fully used to 4th gen meta yet, still learning. This sh't worked in 3rd gen pretty well, well.. most of it. My team's mostly offensive. Against an OU team, result?

 Spoiler

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
iTz ArDaN sent out Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Reid Hershel sent out Nigger (lvl 100 Scyther ?).
Reid Hershel: new to shoddy
Reid Hershel: I used to play NB a klot though >:
Reid Hershel: wish me luck
iTz ArDaN: yea me too
iTz ArDaN: gl
Nigger used Swords Dance.
Nigger's attack was sharply raised.
Jirachi used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
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Nigger used Swords Dance.
Nigger's attack was sharply raised.
Jirachi used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Nigger lost 139% of its health.
Reid Hershel's Nigger fainted.
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Reid Hershel switched in Weeaboo (lvl 100 Regirock).
Pointed stones dug into Weeaboo.
Weeaboo lost 12% of its health.
iTz ArDaN switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Weeaboo used Superpower.
Sceptile lost 105% of its health.
iTz ArDaN's Sceptile fainted.
Weeaboo's attack was lowered.
Weeaboo's defence was lowered.
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iTz ArDaN switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Weeaboo is trapped!
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Weeaboo lost 181% of its health.
Reid Hershel's Weeaboo fainted.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
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Reid Hershel switched in Bawls (lvl 100 Suicune).
Bawls is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Bawls.
Bawls lost 12% of its health.
iTz ArDaN switched in Weezing (lvl 100 Weezing ?).
Bawls used Calm Mind.
Bawls's special attack was raised.
Bawls's special defence was raised.
Bawls's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bawls restored 6% of its health.
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Bawls used Surf.
Weezing lost 71% of its health.
Weezing used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Bawls lost 19% of its health.
Bawls's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bawls restored 6% of its health.
Weezing's leftovers restored its health a little!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
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Bawls used Calm Mind.
Bawls's special attack was raised.
Bawls's special defence was raised.
Weezing used Pain Split.
Weezing restored 31% of its health.
Bawls lost 26% of its health.
Bawls's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bawls restored 6% of its health.
Weezing's leftovers restored its health a little!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
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Bawls used Surf.
Weezing lost 85% of its health.
iTz ArDaN's Weezing fainted.
Bawls's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bawls restored 6% of its health.
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iTz ArDaN switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Reid Hershel switched in Fat Bastard (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Pointed stones dug into Fat Bastard.
Fat Bastard lost 12% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Fat Bastard is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Fat Bastard is paralysed! It can't move!
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Fat Bastard used Curse.
Fat Bastard's speed was lowered.
Fat Bastard's attack was raised.
Fat Bastard's defence was raised.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Fat Bastard is paralysed! It can't move!
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Fat Bastard used Curse.
Fat Bastard's speed was lowered.
Fat Bastard's attack was raised.
Fat Bastard's defence was raised.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Fat Bastard used Curse.
Fat Bastard's speed was lowered.
Fat Bastard's attack was raised.
Fat Bastard's defence was raised.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Fat Bastard used Rest.
Fat Bastard fell asleep!
Fat Bastard restored 90% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Fat Bastard is fast asleep!
Fat Bastard used Sleep Talk.
Fat Bastard used Body Slam.
Blissey lost 160% of its health.
iTz ArDaN's Blissey fainted.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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iTz ArDaN switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
Fat Bastard lost 19% of its health.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard is fast asleep!
Fat Bastard used Sleep Talk.
Fat Bastard used Curse.
Fat Bastard's speed was lowered.
Fat Bastard's attack was raised.
Fat Bastard's defence was raised.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Dugtrio used Earthquake.
Fat Bastard lost 16% of its health.
Dugtrio lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard woke up!
Fat Bastard used Body Slam.
Dugtrio lost 249% of its health.
iTz ArDaN's Dugtrio fainted.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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iTz ArDaN switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
iTz ArDaN: gg
Jirachi used Iron Head.
Fat Bastard lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard flinched!
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Jirachi used Iron Head.
Fat Bastard lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard flinched!
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Jirachi used Iron Head.
Fat Bastard lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard flinched!
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Jirachi used Iron Head.
Fat Bastard lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard used Rest.
Fat Bastard fell asleep!
Fat Bastard restored 57% of its health.
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Jirachi used Fire Punch.
Fat Bastard lost 3% of its health.
Fat Bastard is fast asleep!
Fat Bastard used Sleep Talk.
Fat Bastard used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 44% of its health.
Jirachi is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Jirachi used Iron Head.
Fat Bastard lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard is fast asleep!
Fat Bastard used Sleep Talk.
Fat Bastard used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 46% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Jirachi used Iron Head.
Fat Bastard lost 11% of its health.
Fat Bastard woke up!
Fat Bastard flinched!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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Jirachi used Iron Head.
Fat Bastard lost 10% of its health.
Fat Bastard used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 45% of its health.
iTz ArDaN's Jirachi fainted.
Fat Bastard's leftovers restored its health a little!
Fat Bastard restored 6% of its health.
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iTz ArDaN switched in Registeel (lvl 100 Registeel).
iTz ArDaN: im gonna end this with a bang lol
Registeel used Explosion.
Fat Bastard lost 29% of its health.
iTz ArDaN's Registeel fainted.
Reid Hershel wins!
Reid Hershel: ROFL
Reid Hershel: gg man, ty for match
iTz ArDaN: np and gg

Not bad at all. I only had 2 Pokemon that died, I think..