2010-03-18, 11:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 2010-03-18, 11:34 PM by Smooth Criminal.)
The Pokemon Fan look to the cabbie, and said, "Yo home, smell you later".
He looked at his kingdom: he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of the glorious "homeland" of the glorious nation of Nippon.
Then he saw a petite-sized girl walk by him. To him, she was everything he had expected to see in women from the nation of Jyapanu. A face that seemed to shy away. Her almond shaped eyes that looked chiseled in by a master dollmaker. Soft, gentle cheeks. She looked just like a doll in her flawless beauty. And best of all: the body figure. F'ucking flat chest for the win.
The Pokemon Fan's face turned into a smug grin as he stroke his greasy, acne-ridden double chin to put on his "cool face". "It'll all be just according to keikaku. When I 'accidentally' bump into her, she'll be all like 'Gomenasai! Gomenasai! Gomenasai!' as her face bursts into a pink color."
He bumped his big pot belly into her as she fell to the floor. Upon getting up, she turned toward him, but not with the greeting he imagined. Instead, it was stern and angry.
"Baka, baka, baka!"
She slapped him on the face and ran away.
"Tsk tsk- tsunderes like her will always come crawling back if I just wait. But I won't wait. I'll become the master and tamer of these delicate beauties!"
He then stormed off in search of Japanese honeyz.
He looked at his kingdom: he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of the glorious "homeland" of the glorious nation of Nippon.
Then he saw a petite-sized girl walk by him. To him, she was everything he had expected to see in women from the nation of Jyapanu. A face that seemed to shy away. Her almond shaped eyes that looked chiseled in by a master dollmaker. Soft, gentle cheeks. She looked just like a doll in her flawless beauty. And best of all: the body figure. F'ucking flat chest for the win.
The Pokemon Fan's face turned into a smug grin as he stroke his greasy, acne-ridden double chin to put on his "cool face". "It'll all be just according to keikaku. When I 'accidentally' bump into her, she'll be all like 'Gomenasai! Gomenasai! Gomenasai!' as her face bursts into a pink color."
He bumped his big pot belly into her as she fell to the floor. Upon getting up, she turned toward him, but not with the greeting he imagined. Instead, it was stern and angry.
"Baka, baka, baka!"
She slapped him on the face and ran away.
"Tsk tsk- tsunderes like her will always come crawling back if I just wait. But I won't wait. I'll become the master and tamer of these delicate beauties!"
He then stormed off in search of Japanese honeyz.