2010-03-18, 03:18 PM
The Devil Man grasps Britney by the neck and tosses her aside like a used condom.
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE SLICED THE LAST PICKLE WITH MY AUNT'S RUSSIAN PRINCESS, YA?!!?"
Says the Devil man, as he rips off his trousers to reveal his cannon pants underneath. Britney tries to run up to him for a counter before it's too late, but is suddenly constricted by chains.
"Wh-what is this?!"
Britney shouts as she tries to break free from the chains. The Devil Man laughs at this pathetic scene and proceeds to load his cartridges into the base of the cannon.
"Today is the day we will be seeing if true warriors can suck tater tots on their way to the divine!"
With this, he pulls out a stick of butter and vigorously strokes the top of the cannon with it. The butter begins melting, sliding across the top of the cannon as if it's on a frying pan.
SUDDENLY -
A voice is heard from the dark corner of the room.
"...Blow it out your ass!"
"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE SLICED THE LAST PICKLE WITH MY AUNT'S RUSSIAN PRINCESS, YA?!!?"
Says the Devil man, as he rips off his trousers to reveal his cannon pants underneath. Britney tries to run up to him for a counter before it's too late, but is suddenly constricted by chains.
"Wh-what is this?!"
Britney shouts as she tries to break free from the chains. The Devil Man laughs at this pathetic scene and proceeds to load his cartridges into the base of the cannon.
"Today is the day we will be seeing if true warriors can suck tater tots on their way to the divine!"
With this, he pulls out a stick of butter and vigorously strokes the top of the cannon with it. The butter begins melting, sliding across the top of the cannon as if it's on a frying pan.
SUDDENLY -
A voice is heard from the dark corner of the room.
"...Blow it out your ass!"