2010-03-15, 11:17 PM
It was a dark and dreary night when Baklava was walking in the light of the lamps in a park two blocks away from his house. Here Baklava saw in the shimmering light the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life. She looked so mature, so natural, so perfect in every way that Baklava heart suddenly started beating at an insane pace. He didn't know what to do in such a situation. As Baklava's beating heart subsided he decided to casually walk up to the lady to ask her her name and hopefully meet the girl he's always wanted to love and cherish. He stepped up to her ever so silently and said, "Hello there". The woman immediately turned around, took a spray bottle of mace out of her pocket and yelled "Rape! Rape!" and sprayed the bottle into Baklava eyes.
Moral of the story:Love hurts.
Moral of the story:Love hurts.