dontchu wish your girlfriend was

We hit the scene a bit later than expected. No one noticed cause Kendra had snagged the center of attention. Her Jigglypuffs stood out attractively in her low cut, five-stocked dress. As we walked passed her I must confess. Those were breasts to obsess. It wasn't long before we met Rick and gave him our blessings. Always the gentleman we exchanged small talk by the fire-side. Bacon was roasting after months of being freeze-dried. Not before long we heard screeching from the living room. Miley's face was so damn red that she looked like she was about to go boom. Apparently Ms. Night told her that she was a whore. Because Miley was talking about how women are such a bore. The fight was quickly stopped by Lucida, Rob, and Harrison.Thank god they managed to stop the drunken drama before people started forming factions.