2010-03-06, 03:33 PM
I influence children by going up to them and punching them right in the face and telling them the world is a harsh place.
Then I tell them Santa Claus isn't real. So I'm making the world a better place by teaching kids how the REAL world works.
/end hypothetical thug life
But really I influence children every day. Some people would call them adults, but they truly act like children. I tell them what they should and can do with their lives as if I was their father. Strange thing is, they actually respect me for doing that to them, treating them like human beings and letting them know somebody cares about them. Your never an adult until you stop acting like a child after all. Or watch 2girls1cup. Then you are a man!
Then I tell them Santa Claus isn't real. So I'm making the world a better place by teaching kids how the REAL world works.
/end hypothetical thug life
But really I influence children every day. Some people would call them adults, but they truly act like children. I tell them what they should and can do with their lives as if I was their father. Strange thing is, they actually respect me for doing that to them, treating them like human beings and letting them know somebody cares about them. Your never an adult until you stop acting like a child after all. Or watch 2girls1cup. Then you are a man!