How Have You Influenced Younger Generations?

I saw a kid about 9 years old getting mugged for his cell phone and did nothing. I occasionally go out on strolls every now and then and give children incest, guro, scat, tentacle, and other fetishistic doujin. I used my ID to get a group of teenagers some liquor, easiest $100 I've ever made. I got someone online to give into his desire to molest children, because he wasn't being honest with himself. I sometimes go to the teen health center near my house with a needle and poke holes in the packages of condoms that are in a basket in the waiting room. If anyone asks why I'm there, I tell them I got lost looking for the hospital nearby and walk out. When I was younger I had a habit of sneakily shooting kids with my BB gun. I was expelled from a school when I was younger because I roamed the school with a metal bat and smashed every window I could find, one by one. I also beat 3 kids who were close to me with that metal bat; none of their families pressed charges even though one of them had permanent damage done to his eye.

I enjoy Doritos.

Some people like you. I can understand that, and I have no problem with that. Some people hate you. I can understand this as well, and have no problem with it. What I don't understand is how some people can plantain inside of your butt. I really cannot fathom how people can do this. You're a cool person and all, but just imagining someone being so intimate with you... I'm sorry, I really have trouble wrapping my head around that.

I don't want to offend anyone who has already dicked inside your butt, but I really have to wonder what they hell they were thinking. Perhaps if they fished their tongue deep inside of the darkest area of your anus, I can relate to them; I've had the urge to do so before. But doing something as serious as dicking in there... I don't know, it's such a disgusting thought to me.


I enjoy Doritos.