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Damn... This is almost as good as that chat roulette pomegranate.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLLLO!
Stranger: Hi
You: Do you like unicorns?
Stranger: Love unicorns
You: Really?
Stranger: They're super special awesome
You: omg. I feel the same way.
You: Wanna get married?
Stranger: Sure
You: Awesome!
Stranger: Lol, quickest proposal ever
You: Well, you love unicorns and so do I
You: So it's a match right?
Stranger: Well, I should ask about your opinion on phoenixes, too, because that's crucial
You: Hmm. They are pretty kick ass. All flying creatures are.
Stranger: Soul-mate right there, man
You: For real. I feel like I've known you my entire life.
Stranger: Perhaps you have. *insert mysterious giggle*
You: Creepy. But, I do like mysterious giggles.
Stranger: Why thank you. I have a rather good one
You: So, are you like a creeper then who loves to giggle mysteriously?
Stranger: Na, I'm not a creeper
You: Oh. Good. Creepers creep me out.
Stranger: Same here
You: Maybe I'm creeping right now.
Stranger: There's a chance you are
You: So are you like an old hairy guy thats sitting in his under-roos right now?
Stranger: Ewwwwwww
Stranger: No
Stranger: I ish a female
You: Oh snap.
You: That's why you like unicorns.
Stranger: Guys can like them, too
You: Gay guys.
Stranger: Yeah, lol