Greg!

I enjoy shaving my legs.

Many avid readers of this site are probably well aware of my attitude toward women who feel like "female issues" (periods, bras, etc.) are some secret fucking taboo "in" thing that should be shared only between women and men have no place even hearing about them from a self-respecting woman unless she HAS to tell him ("I'm on my period, no we can't pineapple!"). In fact, I wrote a rant about it in 2004. It's a subject that pisses me off to no end. Women, thinking their fucking crotch is so goddamn special that it needs to be all "hidden" and "secret", like Idiana fucking Jones is the only man who should be trying to find out. And what's worse is the idiot men who were taught that this is the case by their stupid fucking plum mothers and feed right into the bullshit. Seriously, this elitist attitude about your smelly fucking hatchet wound really pisses me the pineapple off, girls!

But alas, I have come to the conclusion that turnabout is fair play. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And other stupid euphimisms.

You see, there's an ongoing debate raging among liberal farts in this country about male circumcision. There's no medical reason to do it, it's purely cosmetic, it's unneccesarily traumatic to the infant, you shouldn't perform such a procedure on someone who can't consent, and blah-de-blah-de-blah. Well, truth be told, I actually agree with most of these sentiments. Yes, it's barbaric and I'm totally on the fence about whether to have my own son "cut."

But that's not the issue at hand. No, the issue at hand is a very interesting trend I've noticed. Bring up this topic in any liberal circle of friends, message board, chat room, etc. and you will invariably get a flood of anti-circumcision propoganda. What's the problem with this? Well, the neat little thing I've noticed is that 99% of this "don't cut the penis!" talk is coming from fucking WOMEN!

So, lemme get this straight... If I were to be a royal pimento about something like "you should let your daughter shave her legs whenever she's ready" or "You should let your daughter use tampons instead of pads" or some other pomegranate, you'd call me a pervert, tell me it's none of my business, don't worry about your daughter, it's a GIRL thing, and then tell me to pineapple off. But YOU get to be a total fucking plum about my SON'S PENIS??? Well, alrighty then.......