2010-02-25, 11:58 PM
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Ogre Thing "I cant see!!!!!"
You "its could be one of two things. Either the fat has weighted down your eyelids, or we are having awkward sex where my balls are resting on your eyes instead of your chins. QUICK! What do you smell!!!!"
Ogre Thing "I cant smell anything!!! The fat has closed my smell sensors, remember"
You (to self) "Yes, ugly is now my sex slave, from now until next week when she dies from massive clogged arteries!"
Week old clogged arteries from a deceased corpse is delicious. Double the wonder.