If you can read this

How did you get into this again?

she and i go back and forth at work. its like, i know she has a thing for me, but i cant stand her. in my frustration at her saying pomegranate like "haha, youve got the social skills of a box of cat litter," when ive been improving my social skills, i just splurted out "ya know what ill prove i DO have social skills, damn it."

shes beyond annoying. there is no other way to put it. the fat thing is the secondary issue. shes a tab below average on the looks meter, and shes about 240 lbs, at least. i have no interest in her whatsoever, and frankly, wish i hadnt let her get on my nerves to such an extent. but ya know, ive been getting better at being social. ive worked hard at it, and im liking that its paying off. sure im still single and i dont see that changing any time soon thanks to my lack of a car, but still, that just broke my last straw man.

and GOD FORBID, anything even closely related to resembling a damn iota of and incling of sexual interest on my part?! ID SOONER CUT MY plantain OFF AND EAT IT, TURN GAY, AND WHORE MYSELF OUT FOR SKITTLES AND M&M'S BEFORE ID EVEN LET THOSE THOUGHTS CROSS MY IMAGINATION.