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The roast of Khoi
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2010-02-23, 07:04 PM
Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman.

You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, some homeless people; maybe 5 or 10, and an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some old f'aggott with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to. She almost got away.

There's someone else I can't really remember. Maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little.

Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
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The roast of Khoi - by AntiThreads - 2010-02-23, 01:44 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 02:30 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Roxas - 2010-02-23, 03:27 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 03:29 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 04:04 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 04:06 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 04:09 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 04:09 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 04:11 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 04:12 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 04:13 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 04:15 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 04:23 PM
The roast of Khoi - by TøbiasBlack - 2010-02-23, 04:43 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Corn - 2010-02-23, 04:45 PM
The roast of Khoi - by xBTAx - 2010-02-23, 04:47 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 04:53 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 05:02 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 05:05 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 05:06 PM
The roast of Khoi - by TøbiasBlack - 2010-02-23, 05:07 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 05:11 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 05:12 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 05:17 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 05:18 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 05:20 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 05:23 PM
The roast of Khoi - by GayChinchilla22 - 2010-02-23, 05:35 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:01 PM
The roast of Khoi - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2010-02-23, 06:05 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Capt. Obvious - 2010-02-23, 06:06 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Dyxanije - 2010-02-23, 06:15 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:17 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Derimed - 2010-02-23, 06:21 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rick - 2010-02-23, 06:21 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:24 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:27 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Derimed - 2010-02-23, 06:27 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:29 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:29 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:30 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:31 PM
The roast of Khoi - by GayChinchilla22 - 2010-02-23, 06:32 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Arcanum - 2010-02-23, 06:33 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:33 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:34 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:35 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:35 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23, 06:35 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:36 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:37 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:39 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:41 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:42 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:42 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:47 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:47 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:48 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23, 06:48 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:49 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:50 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:55 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 06:56 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 06:56 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 06:59 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Derimed - 2010-02-23, 07:02 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 07:04 PM
The roast of Khoi - by TøbiasBlack - 2010-02-23, 07:04 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 07:08 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 07:10 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 07:13 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23, 07:14 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Smooth Criminal - 2010-02-23, 07:15 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 07:16 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Greg - 2010-02-23, 07:20 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 07:22 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 07:22 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23, 07:22 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Tay - 2010-02-23, 07:27 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 07:29 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kurtle - 2010-02-23, 07:50 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Milelke - 2010-02-23, 07:52 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Rob - 2010-02-23, 07:58 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23, 08:00 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 08:26 PM
The roast of Khoi - by xBTAx - 2010-02-23, 08:38 PM
The roast of Khoi - by chrome - 2010-02-23, 08:42 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23, 08:42 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 08:47 PM
The roast of Khoi - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2010-02-23, 08:53 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Tay - 2010-02-23, 09:02 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 09:07 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Dyxanije - 2010-02-23, 09:32 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 09:37 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Smooth Criminal - 2010-02-23, 09:51 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Will - 2010-02-23, 10:02 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 10:48 PM
The roast of Khoi - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2010-02-23, 11:17 PM
The roast of Khoi - by Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23, 11:18 PM
The roast of Khoi - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2010-02-23, 11:24 PM

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