The roast of Khoi

Wow guys, really? I mean, theres dozens more qualified people here, and the best of the best, the creme de la creme, isthis guy?

and you invited me of all people to speak? REALLY?! i dont know if i should be honored or if i should check my invite and see if i got someone elses.

Well, i dont really know what to say, guys. its a real honor to be here with all of you. theres Fiel over to the right. and of course, he's wearing a chinchilla fur coat. god, if he doesnt leave his house with that on id wager he feels naked. the man really loves the furry balls of fluff, and they dont taste that bad neither. i'm sure he can attest to that, cant'cha fiel?

Look, over there against the wall, its hyper. Hey hyper, didnt get invited to the party did you, or could you not figure out what a roast was after asking for 20 minutes straight. This guy, ill tell ya, if it werent tattooed on him i dont think he'd be able to tell what his arm was. but seriously, dont worry kid, theres nothing in here but a bunch of washed up nerds making fun of one another. Im sure you and darthmars are having fun outside. in the rain. with mark.

speaking of wash-ups; Combattante, where are you? I remember when you lost your favorite word. how derp of you. and tespia? Nexon went hurrrr derrrrr with that one too, didnt they? dont worry, im sure they'll re-open it once they get their heads outta their asses. but in the mean time, you can always amuse yourself looking at some silly ninja with two daggers.

and on that note, im brought to Spidey, who amuses herself by hoarding megabyte after megabyte of images. sure most of them are anime, but what'd you expect from someone learning moonspeak. (dont worry shikage, youre from the moon, so its okay for you to know the language.) Spidey, how's your room look, i have to wonder. do your walls have every nook and cranny filled with posters of anime guys in really suggestive poses, or are you the type to have shelves upon shelves of anime figurines, some still in their original packaging? Sure some think that everyone needs a hobby, but maybe those people didnt get out much either. of course i kid, everyone here loves this girl. who else has the ability to post an image to whatever is brought up to her? want to find a map of china, she'll have one with a pac-man dancing across it. girl's got a little bit of everything.

which bring me back to the man of the hour, khoi. Khoi, tell me, how long has it been since your last name change? last i knew you were kasuhitomi, then you went by Joker, now this Kawasari shit. Dude, are you a man or a woman? i know youre asian, but that you play a female character, thats just like baiting a dog with meat. and playing jigglypuff in super smash brothers? now i dont know if youve just got gender identity issues, or are just a closet papaya. at least youre a cool guy to hang around, when youre drunk. other times youre just as boring as sarah. i mean, how do you do it? its baffling how a closet tranny asian manages to get so popular. i feel like im being cranked or something, or im on some secret camera show or some other shit. next youre going to tell me that youve got a girlfriend. i think id have a heart attack, a girl actually wants you? thats something i just cant fathom. it just doesnt make sense. I mean, id think that shroum would have a better chance with the ladies than you. But somehow you make women fall for you. maybe its that confusing asian charm that lures them in, iuno. anyways, this is supposed to be your night, so enjoy it. have fun having your balls busted, drink and be merry.

now if youll excuse me, ive got perversion to go do.

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-laughs- OH. MY. GOD. LIKE OHMYGOD. OMG. OH MY GOD. I think I laughed so hard, my plantain started hurting.