I want to play a little game~

"Hello SouthPerry, I want to play a game."

A game that involves... a person being honored for, while at the same time, being insulted in a comedic-way. This is known as a Roast, Wikipedia's definition of a roast is as stated below:

A roast, in North American English, is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a roast. The host of the event is called the roastmaster. Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted".

You, as the users, will be picking your top 3 nominees that you think are worthy of being nominated. Only people that posts on SP applies, the TS (I) can be applied, same for any administrators. Banned people cannot be nominated, because they may or may not witness their own roasting.

Here's my little game.. Yes, you may nominate yourself, if you wish. By 12:00 PM noon tomorrow EST, the user with the most votes will have his or her Roast-thread. There, we shall roast that person as much as possible. Taunting, comical insults, etc. It's practically TROLLAN but in a fun way that is honoring that person.

Most important rule is:

You cannot roast a person that you hate

In example, let's just say I hated Greg. If I hate Greg, of course I would use the chance to troll the crap out of him, no. It doesn't work like that. You can only roast your friends/allies, not your enemies. Another example, if Rick knows I dislike him, and he has a thread, I may not roast him. It's unfair. That's just public-humiliation.

Roast =/= harassment

Remember that. May the game.. begin.

I'm voting for:
-Spideyjvc
-Fiel
-Greg

Thread was inspired upon my own speech at the "SP MS meet-up" in Scania. I promised to make epic Funhouse threads, and this is one of the many more to come