2010-02-18, 10:57 PM
Okay, there's this MACFAG BITCH in my class who's one of those stuckup pricks about macs. You know, who go around with that smug attitude. So one day me and her get into a debate, and she's talking about how macs aren't as expensive as everyone makes them seem. I tell her "What? With the price you got your shit, I built a rig 10 times more powerful than your crap."
She laughs and responds smugly that she'd like to see my shit outperform hers. She'd like to see the parts I used in mines. So I take her up on her challenge. She insists on coming over to my house the next day to check my pomegranate out.
So the next day (earlier today) comes, and after class is finished she says "Okay, so we're off to your place now? You live fairly close to the campus, right?" and picks up her bag. It's then that I put my hand up in the air raising my fingers to halt her. She looks at me, waiting for a reason as to why I stopped her. Then I take out my bookbag, unzip it, and pull out a box. Inside that box, in high quality bubble wrap, was my internal hardware, disassembled to fit into the box (minus the motherboard, it was too big). She looks at the parts and looks back at me with a face that I could only imagine was one of astonishment. I put on my best looking irl coolface.jpg and say "You just got told, faggot" and put my parts back into my bag, walking off by myself and leaving her in the class.
It was only now that I realized something. You can't really call a girl "faggot", it just doesn't click right. I think it'd be better if I said something else, but I can't think of anything that fluidly goes with it. The best I could come up with was "dyke" but that doesn't sound too good. I mean, say this out loud a few times;
"MacDyke"
or "Dyke status - told"
It doesn't click as well. So, what's the female equivalent of "papaya status - told"? I want to keep the same general meaning while using it on a female. I have to use it for her tomorrow.
She laughs and responds smugly that she'd like to see my shit outperform hers. She'd like to see the parts I used in mines. So I take her up on her challenge. She insists on coming over to my house the next day to check my pomegranate out.
So the next day (earlier today) comes, and after class is finished she says "Okay, so we're off to your place now? You live fairly close to the campus, right?" and picks up her bag. It's then that I put my hand up in the air raising my fingers to halt her. She looks at me, waiting for a reason as to why I stopped her. Then I take out my bookbag, unzip it, and pull out a box. Inside that box, in high quality bubble wrap, was my internal hardware, disassembled to fit into the box (minus the motherboard, it was too big). She looks at the parts and looks back at me with a face that I could only imagine was one of astonishment. I put on my best looking irl coolface.jpg and say "You just got told, faggot" and put my parts back into my bag, walking off by myself and leaving her in the class.
It was only now that I realized something. You can't really call a girl "faggot", it just doesn't click right. I think it'd be better if I said something else, but I can't think of anything that fluidly goes with it. The best I could come up with was "dyke" but that doesn't sound too good. I mean, say this out loud a few times;
"MacDyke"
or "Dyke status - told"
It doesn't click as well. So, what's the female equivalent of "papaya status - told"? I want to keep the same general meaning while using it on a female. I have to use it for her tomorrow.