What The ______ Is This?

my reaction to that image from bottom row, left to right:
o0o0o0o0o
YE- waitwut... kinky....
GOOD GOD.
GOOD pineappleING GOD.

Bottom row can be translated as (from left to right):

• Submissive (Not sure what's in the parentheses),
  
• Dominant
  
• In front of ●●　she likes (Yukki is written above ●●. The ●● is usually left blank in these kinds of images)
  
• In front of ●● she doesn't like

 ♥