2010-02-17, 03:49 AM
Atuan Wrote:My piss comes out at tremendous, manly speeds. The splashback is too much to bear.
No one took my suggestion to serious consideration. I get up. I'm groggy as s'hit. I need to piss. Do I want to aim? F'uck no, I don't even want to lift that s'hitty lid. I waddle over to the tub, flip the handle, whip my plantain out and let it go. God damn relief and not giving any kind of f'uck everywhere. GLORIOUS.
I have an abnormally large bladder and so when i take a piss every other day, the stream is bearable.
Besides, i get up at 12 PM or later every day.

