Is Grass Really Green?

Good point.

But would you really want to be stoned in a zombie apocalypse?

Um. Do you want to be not stoned during a zombie apocalypse. You seem to be missing out on why I need to get stoned here. I clearly can't handle the horrible pressures of doing homework assignments and buying SSSSSSSSStupid textbooks. WOE IS MEEEEE. The life of a college student is rife with misery. Why can't the world see how I'm better than all of you and make me lord of the flies. Then I could fly by the rest of my life, like a kite flying above the runner.

- Swerve. The Third.