2010-02-16, 05:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 2010-02-16, 05:55 PM by Smooth Criminal.)
Prologue:
During summer vacation, Greg is on break from work happens to visit a particular café. It is at this café that Greg meets Mark, who works there for his grandfather. Greg instantly falls for Mark, believing that Mark is a girl because of his feminine appearance. However, to his disbelief, Mark claims he actually is a guy. Undeterred, Greg pursues a sexual relationship with Mark, to an extent where he even persuades Mark into wearing girl clothes. When Mark asks what is he to Greg, he finds himself unable to answer... And thus was the beginning of the world's greatest catastrophe brought by man themself.
Greg and Mark are counselors at Camp Crystal Lake and sneak away from a campfire sing-along to have sex. Before they can completely get dressed once more, an unseen assailant sneaks into the room and murders them both.
Years later, the streets of Los Angeles are filled with blood. More and more corpses are found on the streets. Each carcass is attached note. The police could not understand their meaning, because every piece of paper says only ">". It is also known that the group, write a note, requires a party of modern weapons to sunset. Case instruct the agent Mary - the man with non-standard logic and great good fortune ... Since the beginning of our exciting story.
Head of a lot of swearing and smoking. He could not allow another corpse, on that Mary should have been immediately went in search of the murderer, and to prevent falling into the hands of criminals of modern weapons.
What is the latest weapon - does not know our audience ...
All that while there was in the hands of Mary - a sample of paper and city map indicating the location of the crime.
"UUU, it seems that the corpses were lying on our office a large heap, right up to the opposite point of the city ..."
Maria tried to compare the mark on a piece of paper and a new scene ...
It was dusk, and Maria went all circles and ukala until the phone rang.
"Mary, we understand! Signs"> "- a needle.
And Mary was thinking what to do next.
The sun was setting as she headed to the docks.
Continuing to hum, Mary slowly climbed onto the roof of a boat where she was waiting for old friends ...
"So we met" - said the higher of the bottom.
"YYYY, Dracula, uuu! - Maria stretched.
She immediately recognized the old enemy - only he could invent such a sophisticated plan. It was so obvious: Dracula had been sealed under the lake for years by his arch nemesis, the one and only Jesus Christ; and all it took to unseal him was the union of a man and shouta in his presence.
"What is your goal, uuu~" said Maria as her fingers trembled as she held a gun pointed towards Dracula.
Dracula let out a hearty cackle and raised a finger up. "My employers are the legendary extraterrestrial beings who attacked the Earth years before in the past, seeking to stop humans from creating a doomsday weapon that would destroy the universe. In the course of doing so, the aliens implement "Plan 9", a scheme to resurrect Earth's dead as zombies to get the planet's attention, causing chaos. But of course, they failed. It is my job to successfully finish what they tried." Dracula pulled the cape over his face; and beside him were two coffins, one frozen and the other covered in fresh sea water. Maria could tell too. She could smell the fresh scent of ocean salt. Suddenly, she looked onward and Dracula had disappeared and in his stead, a flock of bats shrieked as they flew towards her.
"UUUUUUUUUU," she howled. Dracula had bared his fangs into her neck from behind. "Join me, my darling," Dracula said as he raised a glass of wine towards his lips. Maria, with a hidden microphone on her, sent out a distress signal that Dracula was alive once more. With her last breath, she told them that the key to their salvation was theirs for the taking, but they'd have to find it first in ONE PIECE.
Now- a decade later, society has been driven underground by Dracula's demon hoardes and the zombie masses. There are a few brave enough to look for One Piece, fabled to actually be the long lost daughter of Jesus and Dracula's sister from their forbidden relationship and the instrument Jesus left to seal Dracula and the zombie threat once more. Her true name was lost in the archives, but was called none other than "Khoi". And here we meet our two heroes Emi and Lewis in their underground hometown of Jiha Village, who discover the legendary core drill that awakens Khoi by shoving it up his/her ass underground; and now embark on a legendary journey with epic powerleveling that pits them against the forces of hell and ultimately decides the fate of the galaxy.
If this warrants a sequel, the next plot is about a threat that intends to wipe out all organic life in the galaxy.
During summer vacation, Greg is on break from work happens to visit a particular café. It is at this café that Greg meets Mark, who works there for his grandfather. Greg instantly falls for Mark, believing that Mark is a girl because of his feminine appearance. However, to his disbelief, Mark claims he actually is a guy. Undeterred, Greg pursues a sexual relationship with Mark, to an extent where he even persuades Mark into wearing girl clothes. When Mark asks what is he to Greg, he finds himself unable to answer... And thus was the beginning of the world's greatest catastrophe brought by man themself.
Greg and Mark are counselors at Camp Crystal Lake and sneak away from a campfire sing-along to have sex. Before they can completely get dressed once more, an unseen assailant sneaks into the room and murders them both.
Years later, the streets of Los Angeles are filled with blood. More and more corpses are found on the streets. Each carcass is attached note. The police could not understand their meaning, because every piece of paper says only ">". It is also known that the group, write a note, requires a party of modern weapons to sunset. Case instruct the agent Mary - the man with non-standard logic and great good fortune ... Since the beginning of our exciting story.
Head of a lot of swearing and smoking. He could not allow another corpse, on that Mary should have been immediately went in search of the murderer, and to prevent falling into the hands of criminals of modern weapons.
What is the latest weapon - does not know our audience ...
All that while there was in the hands of Mary - a sample of paper and city map indicating the location of the crime.
"UUU, it seems that the corpses were lying on our office a large heap, right up to the opposite point of the city ..."
Maria tried to compare the mark on a piece of paper and a new scene ...
It was dusk, and Maria went all circles and ukala until the phone rang.
"Mary, we understand! Signs"> "- a needle.
And Mary was thinking what to do next.
The sun was setting as she headed to the docks.
Continuing to hum, Mary slowly climbed onto the roof of a boat where she was waiting for old friends ...
"So we met" - said the higher of the bottom.
"YYYY, Dracula, uuu! - Maria stretched.
She immediately recognized the old enemy - only he could invent such a sophisticated plan. It was so obvious: Dracula had been sealed under the lake for years by his arch nemesis, the one and only Jesus Christ; and all it took to unseal him was the union of a man and shouta in his presence.
"What is your goal, uuu~" said Maria as her fingers trembled as she held a gun pointed towards Dracula.
Dracula let out a hearty cackle and raised a finger up. "My employers are the legendary extraterrestrial beings who attacked the Earth years before in the past, seeking to stop humans from creating a doomsday weapon that would destroy the universe. In the course of doing so, the aliens implement "Plan 9", a scheme to resurrect Earth's dead as zombies to get the planet's attention, causing chaos. But of course, they failed. It is my job to successfully finish what they tried." Dracula pulled the cape over his face; and beside him were two coffins, one frozen and the other covered in fresh sea water. Maria could tell too. She could smell the fresh scent of ocean salt. Suddenly, she looked onward and Dracula had disappeared and in his stead, a flock of bats shrieked as they flew towards her.
"UUUUUUUUUU," she howled. Dracula had bared his fangs into her neck from behind. "Join me, my darling," Dracula said as he raised a glass of wine towards his lips. Maria, with a hidden microphone on her, sent out a distress signal that Dracula was alive once more. With her last breath, she told them that the key to their salvation was theirs for the taking, but they'd have to find it first in ONE PIECE.
Now- a decade later, society has been driven underground by Dracula's demon hoardes and the zombie masses. There are a few brave enough to look for One Piece, fabled to actually be the long lost daughter of Jesus and Dracula's sister from their forbidden relationship and the instrument Jesus left to seal Dracula and the zombie threat once more. Her true name was lost in the archives, but was called none other than "Khoi". And here we meet our two heroes Emi and Lewis in their underground hometown of Jiha Village, who discover the legendary core drill that awakens Khoi by shoving it up his/her ass underground; and now embark on a legendary journey with epic powerleveling that pits them against the forces of hell and ultimately decides the fate of the galaxy.
If this warrants a sequel, the next plot is about a threat that intends to wipe out all organic life in the galaxy.