Original General Dungeon Fighter Thread

Thanks for the confirmation. Figured it was the sparkles.

Also I'd like to take this time to say Scoria Core sucks. It didn't take long to earn my "Worst Dungeon in DFO" award. Can someone name me ONE good thing about it? Let's review:

1) Worst selection of monsters. EVER.
- Burning Fiends. No explanation needed.
- Soul Eaters. Like having MP? Too bad. They're also a huge SCREW YOU to magic users.
- Skull Throwers. As if we weren't sick of these long-range stun spamming f'aggots from Shallow Keep.
- Oleg. Skull Thrower 2.0. Now with burning balls of doom.
- Merciless Ones. Who ISN'T SICK OF THESE GUYS ALREADY?
- Adors. The less annoying form of Naias, but it's still a Spirit. Suck my plantain.
- TITANS. Who honestly likes fighting these guys? Fire titan summons a ton of monsters, repeatedly (including Soul Eaters!). Hax titan loves to use a net like a Fighter and then proceed to rape you. And think you got him almost dead? Think again. Now he'll hax his speed up to MAXIMUM and savagely rape you. And of course, Titan titan. You get hit once by his MEGA PUNCH and you're probably gonna get stunned and then killed. Having fun burning pots.

2) Worst quests. EVER.
- Collect 100 (yes, ONE HUNDRED) Tatters from the Titans. This forces you to do Core many times. Much more than any sane person would want to.
- Kill tons of Burning Fiends and Olegs. Awesome. If it I wasn't here for the TATTERS quest anyway, this would be just as annoying.
- Clear Core on Kings. Without using a Token. Yeah, I hate you too, DFO. This game is designed AGAINST soloers, especially us weaker classes.
- I'm not even sure what the final part of the Epic chain is yet, but if it ends up being gay, I won't be surprised.

3) BURN STATUS.
- Fire pits that inflict it everywhere.
- Have Summons? TOUGH LUCK. Your Summons LOVE to take a dip in the fire and start on FIRE. That's fine and dandy, except then they love to HUG you and burn you to death. It turns into a game of "Run the hell away from your own Summons."

4) Tiny rooms.
- Come on, really? As if it wasn't bad enough fighting the Titans, Soul Eaters and Burning Fiends in a compact space. Three giant, overpowered boss titans in one small room. It's lovely.

And the music isn't even that enjoyable. The only redeeming factor I can possibly force myself to admit is that Titan titan loves to attack his allies. I can usually let him kill monsters for me. He's more helpful than harmful in the final boss fight. Thank God.

I will strip down and do a happy dance when I am free from this dungeon.

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HAHAHAHA, OH WOW.

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Wow you were really not kidding. I was at full HP when I walked in there, and I died instantly. I did not even have time to use one skill. Hilarious. This game is so stupid. And I'm supposed to kill them on King's? Hahahaha.

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lol Now this is just amusing. I think I'll go back to Core.