Your Associate in Arts Diploma has been mailed!

"Southperry? Awesome, new MS fan site. This'll be neat. Let's give it a try."

Time passes.

"Yep, pretty sweet. Mature members for mature people like myself. I think I'll make this my second home."

More time passes.

Meet Herbert and Spidey.

"Whoa, they're a lot like me. Good taste in just about everything. Holy...wow. Yeah, a lot like me. I think we could probably be friends."

> Realize you never go out and will never meet them anyway

"Hm... Well, I can still talk to them here or something."

> Realize you never talk to people anyway

"Well at least I have my waifu."