"What the hell have you accomplished that made you feel good" thread

Nothing.

I have wanted to write a short story for a while since I get so many ideas I would like to write about. I just can't bring myself to write anything down because it ends up sounding retarded whenever I try. Plus my writing is subpar at best.

Same. I also get writer's block a lot. I only randomly free write when I spark an idea while on the computer. This is why most of my pieces of work are just random. They usually relate somewhat to something I spotted online. Most of my writing ends up being one-shot lemons made on the spot when I read a funny situation about the character involved in it. They're not serious either, and are usually made with comical undertones or purposely cheesy writing.