Today after Public Speaking, around 2 PM, I went to the TV lounge at my university. Me and a group of people plays SSBM on Thursday evenings, anyways... To get to the point, I recently improved tremendously at Wave-Dashing, Wave-Landing, and at short-hops. After they all got their asses whooped, we started playing teams. It was like this:
Fox + Samus vs Young Link + Kirby
I died a couple times on purpose to make them feel like they DEW EET AND BEAT ME. Anyways, they won. So then I told my teammate this "No no no no~. Let me solo them.", so he raised his eyebrow and yelled "KEN'S GETTING SERIOUS. ohhhhh shiiiiiit". So then I played as Jigs, while the other two could pick whatever characters they wanted. Let's just say.. I rested their ass and knocked them off stage so many times... they hated me for edge-hogging for the majority of the match. You know you're looking for a srsbsns match when you're playing against 8 stocks with only 4 of your own, while team-attack is OFF. I won, with 2 stocks remaining. It wasn't rape.
Quoting my teammate: "That wasn't even rape..."
Quote myself: "Then what would you call that . . ?"
Quoting my teammate again: "That was annihilation... You destroyed them."
-glee-
EDIT: Also, these doods don't play competitively. -FROWNS- But I'll be up against my bestfriend's Capt. Falcon some time next week, hopefully with match recorded!
Though on a smaller note, I didn't flunk my 1st exam in Economics, but I didn't do as well as I expected, either. 75%. F'ck.