Change Just One Word [Thread's Games]

Rules.
1. Try to replace words with the same part of speech.
2. Deleting/adding a new word counts as "changing one word."
2. Be mature. I don't want every sentence to end up like "Nigger nigger nigger nigga nigger negro."
3. Don't use names of Southperry members if it's in a negative connotation. "Damn he ugly" should not be turned to "Damn Threads ugly."