2010-01-26, 11:30 PM
In 2002, there was a scientific survey done by Professor Richard Wiseman, author of Quirkology, to find out what the funniest joke in the world was. The project took over a year to complete, the I found the results to be quite surprising. What joke is dubbed the funniest joke in the world? Here it is:
I don't know about you guys, but that joke barely got a smirk out of me.
Think you have a joke that can top the World's Funniest Joke? Show me what you've got, Southperry. All jokes are welcome. (Q&A, Knock Knock, Stories, etc)
Funniest Joke in the World Wrote:Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?
I don't know about you guys, but that joke barely got a smirk out of me.
Think you have a joke that can top the World's Funniest Joke? Show me what you've got, Southperry. All jokes are welcome. (Q&A, Knock Knock, Stories, etc)