Fix it with duct tape

use the duct tape to seal the box you use to send it away to be repaired.

youre being chased down by a horny girl that wants in your pants, but shes butt fugly and you arent attracted to her, and all you have is duct tape.

Create a duct tape mask and put it over her head saying that if she does that then you'll have sex with her. Instead, make the mask and book it. You'll be gone before she even realizes what happened.

Problem: Your neighbor is stealing your newspaper.