How dare you.. ;~; HOW DARE YOU .... ;~~~~~;

Trying too hard to prove you're a guy to actually be a guy. No real guy would go through the trouble of justifying such a trivial thing.

Just admit you're a girl.

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PS: No nudes, guys. ): ;~;

You play as a little girl because you are a little girl. Prove me wrong.

Want to see that big anaconda in my pants? I'd show it to you, but then I'd have to kill you.