Throws Wrote:I was five years old, and fascinated with licking the mirror for some tongue-to-tongue action. The question then popped into my head: what would it feel like to lick someone else's tongue? Just then, my little brother walked into the room. I told him to stick his tongue out.
YAYAYA TONGUE KISSED MY LITTLE BROTHER AT FIVE YEARS OLD. I'm so pro.
lol, is it awkward childhood time?
When I was in kindergarten, we had these bathroom that had 2 toilets and a long sink. The door to the bathroom had a window. The teachers didn't care if a boy and a girl went into the bathroom, there was only one bathroom anyway. I guess they figured "lol lil kids dunno bout sex" or something.
Anyway, I'd never go in the bathroom with anyone, not even girls, because I knew very well that was pretty freaking strange. Hell, my parents made sure I knew about sex when I was like 4 so I could understand their perverted jokes (and so they could tease me, kinda like that "who's that, your boyfrieeeeeeeeend?! hehe~" thing, only more like "Did you see his plantain? Or you into girls? You know, when your dad was your age -").
Anyway, I'd usually hold it in as best I could since the bathroom had no lock and the DOOR HAD A FREAKING WINDOW peering into it. However, one day I really had to piddle, so I decided to go during nap time when everyone was out. So I'm peeing, minding my business, when I see the teacher peering at me from the freaking window. I stuck my middle finger up at him and finished up.
I got a nasty call to my parents that day. My parents wouldn't really care anyway, but since I had a very valid reason for doing so they simply made sure I was moved to another class. The principal didn't believe the story or anything, but it was enough for me to get moved somewhere else.
In my new class I ate motherfucking MUD PIE in the playground during free time.
I don't know why I did.
Damn, kindergarten sucked.
By the way, there was always gossip in the playground about kids playing games with each other in the bathroom (you show me yours I show you mine!). Fucking stupid idea to have the boys and girls go in the bathroom at the same time, but whatever.
Edit - I'm surprised I even remember this crap, my memory sucks ass.