Pirates prevent global warming.

No. Global warming is a very real and increasingly serious issue present in our day and age. By creating this thread, I am hoping to bring to light the potential benefits this cause will bring. As of 2010, it is believed that the greenhouse effect is a greater threat than it has ever been in the previous approaching years. In addition, due to astronomical events predicted to occur in 2012, we, as a species must respond in kind to ensure a future for our children and our children's children (excluding Spidey's).

I thought it was changed to 2208.