The [Almost] Never-Ending Comic*

Oh right, I forgot the rules and just posted a pic. Excuse me for that.

Perry is hospitalized with half his torso cut off, but not dead, so it's all cool.

Making profiles for my new guys in a sec.

Gillz

His weapon is actually attached to his hand, but he often forgets what the hell it even is. He has a bookbag that is filled with money, however his back will break if he tries to turn to take it off. In other words, he cannot touch this money. It will forever be there to tease him, and for that he must make people suffer. He has a bad history with Fiel, who once told him he could "keep the change" after Gillz made a pizza delivery. Since then, he has plotted his revenge against Fiel.

Mark


Gillz's childhood friend who would often dream of romantic relations with Gillz. Since they were children, they were inseparable. She tries to get Gillz's attention, but often ends up failing because Gillz is an oblivious oaf. Sometimes she tries too hard and ends up in embarrassing situations. Her ass is a rocket engine.

Note - She has a childhood memory of her and Gillz playing together in a sandbox. They both made a promise with each other, that they'd get married when they were older. Mark remembers this promise, but it seems Gillz doesn't...or perhaps it was all in Mark's mind, since she does daydream a lot.

Smegma


He was in a war that nobody remembers, because Government officials did a mind wipe on everyone who knew of the war, except for Smegma. Because of this, he has to constantly watch his back to make sure he isn't being watched. He holds a strong resentment towards Fiel, who was a wartime companion. Back in the war, Fiel said that he'd go out and get some help after Smegma's arm was melted off with a enemy blow dryer. Smegma wanted to die a heroic death in the battlefield. Instead, he was saved by Fiel. For this, Fiel cannot be forgiven.

Him and Gillz used to work together at a local pizzeria.