Could you get someone pregnant this way?

1)Unless your sperm is on the seat, which should be visible to any woman with the sense of sight, the water in the toilet would have neutralized any cluster of sperm that could impregnate her. And even if you do sperm on the seat, last time I checked, a woman's vagina was not on her hips.

2)Same thing with water again. The force of the hot water in the bath tub would not only sterile/kill the sperm. Not only that, but in order for it to get in her vagina, she would probably have to masturbate in there. Either way, it won't happen. Also, clean out the bathtub ladies. Especially if you live with these sick perverts

And, to save this thread from sexual depravity, I give you this.