I'll just leave this here.

Really familiar.

Where is it from

I wrote it out. All two paragraphs of it. And it was horribly condensed. I had to omit the smoking sixth graders, the bombshell geometry teacher, and the gangster gym teacher. I also had to skip my expulsion due to being set up in a sting operation by my principle and the local police force as well as the time when I got wrongfully accused of plagiarism twice. One time which caused me to get expelled from John Hopkins University.